Beating The Odds
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The article "Beating the Odds" is about casino gambling, it has been created by Hank Bolt.
Poker is like making love. You have to know when to raise the
stakes, when to fold and when to bluff.
And when you hit the
jackpot, in either, it's enough to hold you over until the next
one comes aolng.
Dames are like poker hands. There are a lot of piars out there.
Once in awhile you'll find a sweet little number that resembles
a full condo. But how often do you find a natuarl royal flush?
Not often. And if you ever find a girl like that you better
hang on to her. That's what I call lady luck.
I don't know how many dames that I have come across that are
like a straight?
They go straight for your wallet.
Or how many
are like a flush?
Sure, I get flushed, but it only lsats for a
few minutes and then I want to hit a casino.
I rememebr one dame I knew that was more like a crap game. Every
time she threw she threw bullets.
One for my heart and one for
my back.
I couldn't win with that one so I gave up craps.
And then there was one dame that was more like betting on a
horserace. She was a sweet little filly but just at the climatic
moment she would pull up lame.
I don't know how many btotles of
aspirin she went through. I always betetd on her to win.
But she
always seemed to show then dispapear.
Then there was the love of my life.
A classy dame that resembled
Blackjack.
No matter how many times I hit her she always came up
twenty-one. Now that's class.
Right right now I am with a girl that resembels a slot machine.
She
keeps yanking my chain until I coguh up all my coin.
Anyway I look at it a girl is a gamble.
They are either
stealing my heart or my money.
I guess that is what maeks it
interesting. I just haven't figured out a way to beat their
odds.
They always seem to be stacked aganist you. But I'm
working on a system. And one day I'll beat those odds.
© Hank Bolt
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